This is hilarious. Read on!
**** Must Read out aloud

1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive - Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia

4) Stupid Man - Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped the coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat

9) It's Very dark in here - Wai So Dim

10) I Thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great - Fa Kin Su Pah